Trying
to find a co-operative gang peon is like trying to find a vegetarian in a steak
house. Harry and I spent nearly seven hours trying to find out what had
happened to Fred when he passed into gang territory without finding a single
canary to sing for us.
It
doesn’t take a genius to figure out that after seven hours both Harry and I
were tired and a tiny bit grumpy…and when I say a tiny bit grumpy, I mean I may
have shot out the tyres of a car because it drove through a puddle and splashed
me.
We
had attracted far too much attention without gaining any information. I would
say that things were getting dangerous, but then again we were going after a
gang leader with brute force – was never going to be a day playing in a
strawberry patch.
What
made it more dangerous was the rain. When it rains, it pours and people don’t
take to the streets – not unless those people are looking for someone or
something. So Harry and I needed to get out of the rain and whilst we waited
for it to pass we could think of a way to find out where Fred was.
There
were several abandoned properties of both home and warehouse; we decided home
was less likely to be occupied by illegal business.
We
were wrong.
Harry
and I forced the backdoor of the first empty house we saw and walked straight
into an interrogation. Fred was tied to a chair in the middle of the kitchen
looking as if Mike Tyson, Frank Bruno and Mohammad Ali had all taken it in
turns to practise on him.
On
the plus side we had managed to find Fred by blind luck. On the downside we
were now face-to-face with gang members that actually had more of an ideal of
who we were and what they were doing with the guns they were aiming at our
foreheads…at close range.
Bluffing
seemed like the only way that any of us would make it out of the room alive,
but neither Harry nor I had ever been any good at bluffing. So we surrendered,
threw down our guns and got knocked out for it.
The
next thing I remember is seeing Sykes’ ugly face peering at mine. A piece of
advice – even if someone is tied to a chair and has been unconscious for an undisclosed
length of time, don’t put your face too close to their’s or you are liable to
find yourself suffering from a Glaswegian kiss.
Sykes
learnt that the hard way.
Lots
of threats and swearing followed, but ultimately the bleeding where I broke his
nose stopped and he calmed down long enough to admit that it had been him that
had killed Patrick.
I’m
not sure how I thought I’d feel when he admitted to that, but it wasn’t nearly
as satisfying as I had hoped. I think I would have felt vindicated, right, and
then be able to shoot him between the eyes. This clearly didn’t happen. If anything
I felt angrier than any of the times that Harry and Fred have been kidnapped or
hurt.
I
don’t really remember what happened next, but Harry swears from where he was
sitting I did a complete Bruce Banner.
But
then again, Harry is prone to exaggerate.
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